Neanderpundit

Several people have written asking for pictures. I won’t send them now, but here’s an impressive zit pop, biggest one i ever saw. Best part is, it seems to be narrated by John Carradine.

Do not, under any circumstances, click on the link below. It is not work safe, it is not home safe, it isn’t safe for an indonesian brothel, which incidentally, looks like where it was filmed. This may be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the internet, and I have warned you. No, on second thought, I’m not going to post it at all. OK, so I am, but you’ll have to find it in the array of dots below.

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Sick bastards. WHo wants to see zits being popped.

because the dems are setting up to drop Barack Obama into the presidential slot as soon as they can. Bookmark this entry, because as 2008 draws near, you’l find Billary getting more and more shrill, and at the very last moment the guy who gets the nod may well be Barack “iraq” Obama, a hoplophobic, big gummint socialist tool. He’s very electable, unless people learn something about him. You have that job. Research this fool. Learn. And spread the word. He’s being underreported now, but look for it to ramp up.

Having spent some time in Dallas monday and tuesday, I am reminded what heat and humidity will do for you, when you’re a big fat bastard.

Now, i sweat. A lot. I figure I have thre to five times as many sweat glands as the next person, based on skin acreage alone, but the worst is the sweaty balzac. I tend to get most moist in the nether regions, and as all big guys will tell you, it’s time for the Gold Bond.

Gold Bond medicated powder is packed with menthol, and when you put it on, no matter how dry you are, it’s a fine burn to the balls. And again every time you sweat. It’s like a never ending supply of cocaine for your boys, and boy, do it make you feel and smell better after a long, hot day.

Only trouble is, being what it is, it tends to clog pores. SO once in a while, you get a good solid Scrote zit, and that blows. Nobody wants to know about it, either. Except that we all love to squirt ’em, it’s a moment of satisfaction akin to soaking the afflicted area with super hot water i the shower, and subsequently shooting ball zit pus all over the bathtub. No, not something I’m normally likely to share, but there it is.

Update: On re-reading this I’m struck how much it sounds like a Paul Harvey piece. if Paul Harvey were a crude neanderthal.