February 2007

Paging Mr Gore:

Where’s my global warming, Mr Gore?

Wait- a heat wave! It’s 7! I should take my bike to wortk today, to reduce my emissions. Of course, I have to take 180 lbs of tools and it’s 72 miles one way, but that isn’t a big deal, I’m protecting the earth, after all.

Kilts, yaks, and bones bleaching in the sun.


Nuff said.

Ronald Reagan would have been 96

He’s probably spinning in his grave to see the state of the union today.

God rest and keep you, mr President. You will always be in my heart.

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