Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

Cold.

Testicles retracting. Nipples hard as a wedding dick. Bed calls to me.

Paging Mr Gore:

Where’s my global warming, Mr Gore?

Wait- a heat wave! It’s 7! I should take my bike to wortk today, to reduce my emissions. Of course, I have to take 180 lbs of tools and it’s 72 miles one way, but that isn’t a big deal, I’m protecting the earth, after all.