Neanderpundit

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Atkins takes weight off you pretty quickly. I’ve lost a few pounds, and I can tell, though I do not have a scale, because I’ve moved a notch up my belt.

This has a couple of effects:

1: the slightly looser pants are constantly riding, and
2: the riding action of the pants pulls down my underwear.

Now, this is not nearly as painful as a wedgie, but it is damned sure uncomfortable. I am constantly hitching up my pants and each time they drop down again my underdrawers slide down a bit further, until they’re bunched up at my crotch. I can’t just drop trou, either. because all my stuff is hanging out. SO I have to find a bathroom, get into a stall, and practically disrobe so I can pull everything back up again and make it where it’s supposed to be.

Washing the jeans will snug ’em up, but still…

Maybe I should invent underdrawer suspenders.