Neanderpundit

You know who you are. The guy with a garbage bag taped over the back window with duct tape. The car with three green fenders and one blue. The guy with one headlight. And one taillight, and a trailer light drywall screwed to the other side and wired in with tape and speaker wire. The one with the 500 watt stereo. Yeah, you.

Your car LOOKS like that, because you DRIVE LIKE A FUCKTARD.

You weren’t even on a cellphone. I can’t imagine what THAT would be like.

Not one, but EIGHT deer, wandering through the yard as we speak. I could open this window and nail one. And the town would rather they be killed by cars. Wasting the meat, and the deer’s life. Dirtbags.

OK, I don’t give a rats ass for game shows, and never have, but today someone turned me on to the new Price is Right.

Good lord.

I don’t know how long he’ll last at it, but the man has a twisted sense of humor, and he uses it. I don’t know if the contestants even notice, or if it’s lost on them, but the facial expressions, the little snide comments…. I won’t make it a habit, but this is a hoot.