Neanderpundit

Stop hunting altogether because your vehicle is not running properly and you need it to work.

The Jon-E warmer that I used last week, I had too close to my skin, and burned two nice red spots on my chest, both within an inch of my “actual” nipple./ SO it looks like I have supernumerary nipples.

The skin has peeled off one, and it looks like it may start to suppurate. Joy!

Doing some work at Mom’s the other night I am reminded of a kitchen remodel we did to her home just before she moved to her town house.

She took the old cabinets- whcih had flat doors with appliques- and had them covered in white formica. We also had to have a pair of cabinets remade- and when the time came, I hung the doors.

I stood on a chair holding the door in one hand, leaningt on the countertop below, and then secured the screws. A couple of adjustments here and there to get the door to lie perfectly level, and I leaned back to admire my handiwork.

THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP!!!

I had leaned back into the running ceiling fan, which managed to make a full revolution (all five blades) before my cranium stopped the motor. I ducked down, holding my head, and bled for a while.

The more I think about these moments, the more I understand things about myself now.