January 2008

heat wave!

It’s all the way to ten! Double Digits! Man, I’m gonna strip down to my swim trunks and take a dip in the cement pond!!

it’s three.

THREE.

In parts of Florida, it is SNOWING.

SNOWING in FLORIDA.

My heating bill rapidly approaches my mortgage payment.

WHERE’S MY GLOBAL WARMING, MR GORE?

This is beginning to piss me off.

Pushed the sploder back into the garage just a few minutes ago, so it can warm up enough to drop the tank and change the fuel pump tomorrow. If that doesn’t fix this, the next thing is the ECM. If not that, I’m out of farging ideas.

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