Neanderpundit

when you sit down to take a crap, and the edge of your foreskin catches on the edge of the toilet seat, and you start pissing without knowing that, and the piss stream is directed between the seat and the bowl, and you spray piss all over your pants before you know it?

Not that that ever happens to me.

Just figured out why it’s so farging cold.

Hillary is in spitting distance of the reins of power of the greatest nation on earth.

That much power must be making even HER horny.

SHe’s unclamped that viselike pair of legs of hers, and the frigidity thus unleashed is changing the very weather.

Al Gore should send her a check.

I notice Microshaft.com is for sale. Someone with a hyperdeveloped sense of sarcasm should buy it and start a blog there. Or at least some kind of forum where people can vent their frustration at Bill.