Neanderpundit

New weight loss plan

Having been around the weight loss merry go round forever, until I finally got off and had the lap band, I can empathise with all the folks who haven’t gotten that far.

So I have a new plan.

Weight Wise Guys.

Guy shows up at your house

“Hey, dere. T’anx for joinin da weight wise guys. I got dis here scale and I wants youse to have a step up on here please.”

“Oh, two-seventy. That’s fine. Youse really needed some of our help dere. Now I’m gonna come back here in a couple weeks with Vinny. See Vinny? yeah, he stays outside. He kinda has problems coming in through doors. In two weeks, we’s gonna step you up on dis here scale again, and if youse isn’t down to two sixty Vinny’s gonna hang on to your windpipe and I’m gonna break a couple of your fingers makin it more difficult for youse to eat so much, kapeesh? Now you got any ice cream in the house? Vinny likes rocky road special. Yeah, put some Bosco on it, if you got some. ”

I know better than I ought to say how the threat of torture will cause people to mortgage their homes and their children’s futures to pay gambling debts, imagine what an effective weight loss program it would be.

Go there and give him some, or I will show up at your house dressed as a sumo wrestler.

Trust me, you like your eyes, and you don’t want to claw them out. Give him some loving. Cash loving. And tell your friends to do so as well, or I will send them naked pictures of Nancy Pelosi. There aren’t many pro folks on the side of the angels, and nobody deserves our support more than the ones out on the front lines hammering away in the name of sanity every day.

I don’t always agree with all the blogs I read, but people like Chris Muir, Chris Byrne, Kim DuToit, RobertaX, TamaraK, Mark Alger, Fran Porretto,etc. etc. etc. are out there literally endangering their freedoms by signing their name under their work. My personal life is a LOT more important to me than this blog, and if this started harming my career I’d drop it in a heartbeat. I have no qualms about this: As a member of the “anonymous” bloggers, I owe my allegiance to the “name” bloggers who take the risks. Even if I do not agree with every thing they say.And I support them how I can. It ain’t much, and it’s not something I do for a tax deduction, i do this because I understand the importance of it. You should too.

Saturday we did a range day. I barely survived. It rocked on ice. New range buddy, one of partner’s co-workers. Let me shoot his SMLE. Bastard. Now I have to have one of them. I think I’ll do the Ishapore one. Sonofabitch.