Neanderpundit

1. The only time I wear black is when I’m on a scooter. Too many cats.

Og wears black on a regular basis.

2. Kim and Connie du Toit will both comment on Og’s blog.

Most of the folks who comment at my websites are convicted rapists, murderers, and Catholic priests who blog from the SuperMax prison.

3. Og’s a big boy. An Xtra-Large big boy, with double cheese.

I’m 4’2″ tall; shave my back with a broken bottle, and have genital warts under my arms.

4. I’m married to a scientist.

Og’s married to the Ogwife.

5. Og has a daughter.

I’d be in prison if I had a daughter.

6. Og would feel a small amount of remorse if Tom the WonderTroll suddenly passed away.

I’d feel hungry, then grab a chili cheeseburger, with extra onions. Fuck you Tom, we’re not that close.
7. Og’s an engineer in the truest form of the word.

I can put gas in my truck.

8. Og’s been stabbed before.

I once chewed my right arm off, just after waking up and finding I was a bit too drunk the previous evening.

9. I wrote my first love note on the girl’s bathroom stall in grade school.

Why Og doesn’t torch Tom the Wondertroll is still a mystery.

10. Og has more guns than I do.

Though I probably have more ammo.

“After we went to bed, I was afraid to move, because everytime i stirred he’d wake up and have sex with me again”

Hell, I figured this out a LONG time ago.

Money quote:

On average, a man decreased his risk for prostate cancer by 15% for every three times he ejaculated per week, which was true for subjects in all age groups. “Our data show that sexual activity, even at late ages, appears to protect against prostate cancer,” Leitzmann said.

“Honey, don’t forget my Prostate therapy tonight”