Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Deer 1, Og 0.

And my nether regions are chilled to the bone. How can nads that have been this cold all day still be sweaty? Fuck the Da Vinci Code, figure out how you can get ballsweat in 30 degrees.

Just in case any of you don’t know,

My wife, Kelly, she rocks.

How so, you ask? She just booked our honeymoon at the Seascape Inn in Key West.

What’s so special about that, you ask? She booked our room during the entire week of Fantasy Fest 2009. Google the photos if you’re not familiar with the event.

My life always has rocked, always will.