Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Mumbai terrorists

I can’t imagine what everyone is worried about. The Messiah is going to fix this all. The office of the President Elect has all the power and qualifications to straighten this all out.

Cloverfield: A movie review.

Finally watched it tonight and overall, a C- or two stars.

Thoughts.

1. The camera work sucked, and I mean badly sucked. I imagine it was a puke-fest in the theater.
2. I’m surprised those stupid fucking yuppies made it as long as they did.

3. The little critters wouldn’t have been worth eating, but that big fucker probably would have dressed out at ten tons or better.

4. The gamey taste on said big fucker could be cured with a milk bath and some good BBQ sauce.

5. If that shit would’ve happened in Texas, that big fucker in question would have looked funny strapped across the hood of some redneck’s pickup truck.