January 2009

How to Piss off…

a determined multi-level marketer to the point of making him want to have a fist fight with you.

“You’re a lying sack of shit, now get out of my face, cause I really don’t have time for this crap.”

“I’ll have you know I was a captain in the US Army! So don’t you dare call me a liar again or we will fight!”

“Okay, you’re a lying sack of shit, Sir. And you really don’t wanna go down this road.”

Some fucking people just don’t quite get it…

In a drug bust

You watch and wait, until the transaction has taken place. so that you can nail as many of the people involved as possible.

Does anyone else wonder why Rod Blowdryavitch was taken down BEFORE he did anything illegal? Before he did any of ther things he was only talking about?

Look for Rod to be exhonorated. Think about all the people he wasn’t able to finger. And tell me that Fitz is not on the Daley payroll.

The thing with this surgery

is there are things I cannot eat. Oh, nothing I miss too terribly much, all the stuff that I love most is still on the “yes” list. No, I miss baby carrots. And oatmeal. Well, I can still eat oatmeal, and baby carrots, and I can even eat them together, if i choose.

What I can’t do, is eat baby carrots after only munching once or twice, allowing the still mostly intact carrot to go down. It just comes right back up.

I don’t even like baby carrots that much, so it’s worse eating them the second time.

If this is the case, say ye, why bother?

Well, if your bether regions are experiencing an-er- flareup, you eat the baby carrots and oatmeal, and you hardly chew the carrots, so they scratch that…. special itch.. on the way out.

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