Neanderpundit

Most of the swelling is gone where I hit myself with a rake. Root of eyetooth on the right side is a bit sore, blame it on our babboon ancestors.

Went to the school my daughter wants to attend for the open house today. Hope to God she gets some financial aid, the monthly nut is the same as my house payment. And this is HIGH SCHOOL.

I’m so screwed. I’m gonna have to get a second gig.

If you’re pissing in a public crapper, and you’re not going to make any reasonable effort to1: lift the seat, and 2: aim the meat noodle at the pee pond, then maybe you should just sit and pee, huh?