In “The Bathroom” by Alexander Kira (no crapblogger worth his salt should be without this tome) old Alex shares with us a simple but relatively unknown truth: A woman, bending over wiht her hands on her knees, can piss about four feet or more straight back. A man, on the other hand, cannot piss further than between his own feet, unless he uses his hands. (Some men can begin to urinate with an erection, but the process of urination usually kills the erection) So don’t get in a pissing contest with a woman, if you can avoid it.

Tam gets her feathers ruffled a bit by this post at TJICistan, and I don’t, frankly, blame her.

The demise of our nation may correlate to the arrival of women voters to the scene, but that didn’t “Cause” it. What ‘Caused” it was a bunch of politically illiterate people voting. And that’s just wrong.

Wait, Og, you’re not suggesting that some people not be allowed to vote? That’s INTOLERANT! that’s DISCRIMINATION! That’s UNFAIR!

yeah, well, fuck you. Life is unfair, get used to it.

Discrimination is the process of making fine distinctions. The word originally meant to choose carefully based on a specific set of attributes. To discriminate means to pick something because it is better suited.

And you’re damned right I’m intolerant. I’m intolerant of fucktards, and I will continue to be so. Not only are there a lot of people who deserve no tolerance, but if you believe ‘Everyone” has a right to be tolerated, you’re an idiot, and I don’t tolerate you either. Examples:
Child molesters. There seems to be a 100% recidivism rate. No tolerance.
Christians who aggresively proselytize: Most of them have no concept of the meaning of Christs Words. No tolerance.
Muslims: Islam in it’s very nature proclaims it’s evil intent. No tolerance.
People who believe in Global warming: Idiots. No tolerance.

I know in my heart that you should have to have a reasonable understanding of the political process before you are allowed to vote. I know you should have a reasonable bullshit detector before being allowed to vote. And if we had that process in place and that process alone, we would have no more democrats, and no more RINOS. We might have some idiots, but we wouldn’t let them go for very long before we replaced them.

Everyone has to jump through hoops and be treated like criminals because Muslims want to blow shit up. Simple fix, really: Muslims don’t fly. Keep ’em on the ground. They don’t like that? Let them fix this problem and prove that they have fixed it. intolerant? Sure. I have the inalienable human right to be intolerant of people who have demonstrated their desire to harm me. Discriminatory? You betcha! unfair? Why is it fair that the law abiding 99.99999999 percent of air travellors must be treated like crap for the .00000001 percent of splodeydopes?

Sorry. This is the solution. I will probably never see it, but it’s the only thing that makes sense.

Saying that we have issues because women vote is bag-of-hammers dumb. We have issues because the bag of hammers dumb vote. There may be a lot of them who are women, but there are a bluejillion of them who are men. Get those idiots out of the voting pool.

Now: Ladies, I have this one desire, this one request. I don’t take any issue with whatever freedoms you want or desire; anyone who gets in your way, I’ll clobber ’em for you.

Just please stop procreating with the stupid.

Really. If you see a good looking guy and he’s dumb as a pile of walnut shells, by all means, fuck his brains out, but don’t have his children. If we could just stop more stupid people from being born we could end ignorance in three generations.

Pascal urges me to amend this to read: Do procreate, if possible. I know it’s tough to find decent men but keep at it. Parenthood is definitly worth it, and while not everyone is cut out for it, smart people have to have children. We are being overrun by the marching morons.