on the extensile hose may be the most important invention for fat men, known to man.

The ability ro use the hand held device to direct a stream of hot water to clean all the nooks and crannies is more important than most people will ever understand, if you don’t have a spare tire or two.

While in Canada, I did not have such a device available to me. So I did the best I could, but the combination of long trips in the car and the medicating action of Gold Bond made it inevitable that I would develop one or more blackheads on my nether regions, and last night it arrived.

Now, I don’t know what’s more disturbing; waking up and scratching to find a well developed nad zit, painfully extricating it, discovering that it has the size, shape, color, and consistency of a sesame seed, or wondering if it WAS a seed and if so how it got embedded in my nutsack.

The brain bleach is in the cabinet under the sink.