Neanderpundit

I swear to God, when I first saw this on TV, in Canada, I thought it was a Red Green bit. I kept waiting for Harold to show up.

I was assured by the then soon to be ogwife that curling was, indeed, a sport, and one that several of her family members engaged in.

You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a middle aged fat bald man stretched out, sliding down the ice, in a light blue spandex jumpsuit, belly fat skidding on the ice, being propelled by involuntary farts caused by the crouching position. Really. It’s horrid.

The training is hellish, too.

Who has this stuck in his head this morning, here’s Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66 Sorry about the commercial at the beginning, and the poor video quality.

Anyway, Lani Hall and Janis Hansen were always able to make Portugese sound sexy and sultry, and watching them wiggle their hips while wrapping their lips around those words… well, it always makes me feel funny in the pants. Now you can too.