I sat the aforementioned nutsack zit on the nightstand the other night, and this afternoon when I came home from work, there was a five dollar bill there.

Is there a nutsack zit faerie?

if there is I bet it looks like Grau in a tutu with a three day beard and a magic wand made out of a bratwurst jammed onto an antenna broken off of a 72 pinto. And he collects the nutsack zits in a beaver sporran to feed Democrat politcians in hell.

Glad I could be of assistance.