Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

What kind of nimrod

Comes home after a good solid days work and in 90 degree heat with 3200 percent humidity,and ties into a 45 year old oak stump?
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yeah, you’re looking at him.

I am about to the point where I chainsaw it under ground level but I stalled the chainsaw tonight. Bitch about it is, I have to wash off the dirt and crap so the blade doesn’t get stuck, and even with all that, I was stalling the saw. I took the blade apart but by the time I got that far in the skeeters were killing me and the sweat ran down my forehead like a river. So I came in. Lots more chainsawing to do tomorrow.

Look:

If you’re a particularly well endowed woman.
And you’re wearing nothing but a thin, white, T shirt, and shorts.
And you’re jogging in high heat, high humidity conditions, so your Tshirt is totally soaked.
And you bounce around a lot as you run.

You might want to keep to the side roads. It’s just too disruptive of traffic, okay?

Especially, don’t stand at intersections and run in place. Nobody moves!!

My favorite cookie

is the cheap one called “iced oatmeal”. I like them because they are crunchy, the little bit of icing gives them some sweetness, and they’re loaded with fiber. I usually eat four as ‘dessert” to dinner, with a glass of milk.

I should NEVER have the whole bag next to me, with a quart of milk, while I type a post about robots.

On the other side of this, I’m crapping like a cow today.

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