Neanderpundit

Not a bad one, just overstrained myself trying to show someone where to reset the parameters on a Fanuc spindle drive. Why do the Japanese persist in putting control cabinets at knee level? It’s as if they want to bring all us roundeyes to our knees.

Wait…

Suppose they can still be pissed about that Hiroshima/Nagasaki thing?

Naaaah..

Still, I fucked up my back. And got in the truck and drove a couple hours home. And started sealcoating the driveway.

I got about 1/4 done, I think. And now I feel like parboiled shit. Tomorrow should be a hoot. This is the kind of day I wish I could take Dr Dicks advice and throw back a couple fingers of tequila. Couple Aleve ought to tone it down some, tomorrow AM I intend to go negotiate the purchase of a particularly tasty Swedish mauser, if it hasn’t already found a new home.

Have I ever had even the remotest desire to watch myself crap. hell, I never even LOOK in a mirror except to shave, and not often then. I don’t have hair enough to need to comb it, either.

So why is it that hotels persist in putting full length mirrors on the inside of bathroom doors? It isn’t even like you can not close the door, some RV’s have bigger crappers than most hotel rooms. No, you HAVE to close the door to have room for your knees.

And then you sit.

Staring at your naked self while you crap.

I have to eat breakfast first, this kills my appetite for hours.

Is there ANYONE out there who really wants/needs to see themselves on the john? do you model? Do you primp and preen, do you trim your pubes, do you admire your sixpack? Who looks good sitting on the crapper?