Thursday, October 28th, 2010

There are very few things

as comforting as a clean pair of socks and a good fitting pair of boots.

yeah, at the end of the day I’m glad to get them off, but that moment in the morning when you pull the laces snug and double knot the laces, and stand up to greet the day, it’s delicious.

I’ve lost weight here due to the walking, i walk many miles in a day. Of course, the love handles and gut are staying right where they are, the ass is just going. SO everything is conspiring to squirt my pants to my knees like putting a wet condom on a pumpkin. Have to remember to punch another hole in the belt this weekend.

Security Kabuki

I fly a good deal. Not what I used to, but still pretty often. I’m not bothered in the very least by the security kabuki, I understand how it works, and i avoid any trouble by being prepared.

I often find myself in lines full of people who have no idea how the system works, grousing and whining about the inconvenience and the loss of freedom etc.

I smile.

The tone is the same tone a child takes bitching about it’s bedtime. I know, I have a child, I hear it firsthand all the time. This cannot be avoided, people. Nobody will swing their magic wand and make it go away. You can choose not to fly. You can also choose to deal with it appropriately. It’s really not that big of a deal.

Do i think this is great? No. Do I think it’s helpful? No. Do I think there are way better ways to deal with airport security? Hell yes. But I cannot change it, so i deal with it.

I feel similarly about dealing with the license bureau. The medical profession in general. The banking industry. Hells bells, there are thousands of ways government and private industry intrude into our lives, both public and private. Visit an emergency room, if you want to talk about invasion of privacy, or loss of dignity. Hospitals count on you not caring because you’re sick or injured. Having seen this up close and personal from both sides of the desk, I can tell you it’s never pretty.

Sometimes the intrusiveness into our lives is a necesary evil, sometimes it’s an unnecesary evil. But it’s there, and it’s not going away. You can bitch about it, or you can realize that bitching about it is beneath you, and go on with your life.

Securty people are doing a job. Some are good at it, many suck rancid goat ass. Buit they can make your day go smoothly or make your life a living hell; to be rude to these people is the height of self destructive behavior. I’m unfailinly polite to all of those people, whether they deserve it or not- desk clerks, airline reservation clerks, waitesses, security guards. It costs me nothing to do so, and most of the time it makes my life immensely easier.

I always have a boatload of things on me that TSA doesn’t like. I also always have a boatload of things they wouldn’t like if they knew i had them on the plane. If I travel for business I always have tools, so I have to check baggage; slipping my knife and other things into the checked baggage is a non issue.

Many people refuse to deal with the bullshit, and I don’t blame them, why go out of your way to be annoyed.

I don’t annoy easily. That is to say, I’m always annoyed, but it takes a good deal more than the bullying bullshit of a TSA goon to raise my annoyance level very much.

Plus, I can invariably find the silver lining.

Countdown to monkeytown!

I know you will all be disapointed on wednesday morning when your US government has been turned from one pile of steaming dogshit whose foul stench we have grown to know, and loathe, to a new pile of steaming dogshit, many of whom we voted for.

I myself will go to the polling place on tuesday and hold my nose and vote for the guys I hate least. I have no illusion that this will fix anything.

And it won’t fix a damned thing.

Until we begin to cut the food supply to this gigantic parasite we will not be free of it, ever.