Neanderpundit

Marmite on cornbread is unusual. Not unusual in a bad way. Not necesarily in a good way, either.

Instead, I’m sitting in my office listening to the rain fall, trying to breathe, apparently, through a garden hose filled with slugs. I mean, I could be sitting out in a tree stand, right now, waiting for deer to wander by, that are probably hunkered down in a cornfied somewhere miles away. I could have rain dripping from my nether regions right now. Instead, I’m warm and dry and indoors.

damn.

That a large portion of m,y illness is due to a Vitamin B deficiency. Dr Og prescribes 16 ounces of bacon.