Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

Ham off the bone

Took a nice hambone and crockpotted it. Pound of navy beans I soaked overnight. Cooked 8 hours until meat fgell off the bones, then added a can of diced tomatoes.

I’m told it smells and tastes lovely, I myself canot tell, as my nose is stuffed up as can be.

I also made cornbread, and it seems good too, though it took a lot longer to cook than I remember, possibly because I did it properly in a cast iron frypan and not in a thin sheet metal pan. I’ll remeember next time, no doubt. Using the stand mixer would have helped. Off to bed and nyquil.

Didja ever

hear someone at the range bitch about hoa gun X or gun Y was not made ergononomically enough, etc?

Well, next time you do, you can just tell them to shut the fuck up.

If this guy can load, aim, and fire with his goddamned feet, using a firearm that was developed for people with hands, then you ain’t got nothing to bitch about.

Not feeling it

Might have to call in stupid.

“Hello. I’m stupid. if I get any smarter… well, I won’t be in then, either”