Neanderpundit

That a large portion of m,y illness is due to a Vitamin B deficiency. Dr Og prescribes 16 ounces of bacon.

That i purchased earliuer this year, would be the perfect tool to roto-root out all the crap in my sinuses; the small circular saw that came with it would. no doubt,. allow some cool air to the center of my brain which would blow away all traces of the splitting headache I now entertain.

Unfortunately, the constant repetition of Tom T Hall’s “Sneaky Snake”, playing on endless loop in the dusty recesses of my cranium, combined with the constant tinnitus, keeps me from being coherent enough to operate power tools.

More nyquil is apparently the answer.