someone is using a dumpster like a drum, apparently smacking it with a hammer. It makes the most annoying sound. I wish they would die, die die. I want to go back to sleep and get a little nap in before I have to go have another year of joy drained from my soul.

My dr suggests that I might want to set aside sometime soon to have a louisville slugger jammed up my keister. colonoscopy. Partner suggests that if i can combine this procedure with acupuncture and a strong light, I could be a planetarium.

Why do they call it a planetarium when it predominantly displays stars?

Damned dumpster hammering idiot. LET ME SLEEP, YOU FUCK!!!