September 2011

To the woman in the Taurus:

When you’re pulling out on a street, especially when turning right, it is not necesary to wait until all cars are gone from vision everywhere. When the cars coming toward you are more than a mile away, and the speed limit is 35, and nobody is drivng a dragster, you have plenty of time to pull out. Really.

Signed, all seventeen cars behind you.

Damn.

Who knew batshit crazy had a website? Warning, this site put my virus alert status to Defcon 5.

There but for the grace of god go i, if only the voices in my head spoke english.

Our income

in the household of Og is, let’s say, 100,000 a year. We’d like to spend around $150,000 a year.

So we’re planning on hiring the Oglet, and paying her 50,000 a year. That will give us the extra 50,000.

yeah, jugears is just that fucking stupid.

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