Neanderpundit

Hat tip Firehand. Read the whole thing. Anyone says “What can I do?” Do this.

says that even though I’d be happy to support this noble cause, most of them would rather have cancer than see me in a kilt. Specifically eye cancer.

I did manage to get several of them to donate on threat of showing up at work in a kilt. So it worked out OK.

has a small side and a big side. Oh, once and a while you get some straight grained wood, but for the most part, firewood is not symmetrical. The upshot of this is the need to be careful stacking.

Ever stack three ring binders? it’s kinda like that only the difference in size is bidirectional. You not only have to alternate front to back, you have to alternate side to side. And that alternation has to be tempered with the fact that no two pieces of firewood are the same size, either.

Bad picture taken after dark, but you sort of get the idea. This is about a half cord, and will be more than a full cord when the rack is full; what looks like chaos is actually a pretty solid pile.

The germans build a thing called a holzmiete or timber rental that is an actual structure, you take the wood from the inside as you burn it. They rely on the tapered nature of the wood to make an upward sloping cone over which they place a crude roof, and use the interior portion to split wood. here’s a good article on how to build one, and how they look when complete.

I’m not that concerned about looks.