Neanderpundit

Seems to be saying (And I am not a lawyer nor do I speak legalese) that you cannot parody the TSA.

So just for the TSA, and while we still can, here’s my new lyrics to “Feels good INC” by Gorillaz.Listen to the music, and sing along the new lyrics below.

“Bad touch Inc.”

Hahahahahahahahaha,
bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch,
Bad touch………

You gotta go through us if you wanna fly.
I just want to grope but I don’t know why
So I slap and squeeze and grab everything I see
You wont get out the country, if you don’t pass me
I gotta feel you up if you wanna go.
The terrorists go by cause I just don’t know.
They don’t concern me now cause they’re everywhere.
My fingers just made contact with some pubic hair!.

[Chorus:]
Pervert, pervert TSA.
groping gramma everyday
Little kids or fat hausfrau
Anybody, Anyhow
Love to squeeze your daughter’s ass
And you can’t give me no sass
Pervert pervert TSA
everybody get in line…

Like to grope those mall rats, fat cats,
Jamming our fingers up their nutsacks ,
stick those panties in ass cracks
inappropriate attack.
Shit, I’m feeling up this hot chick here
rub my fingers all in her rear
Watch me as I grab your mom
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna feel her,
This squealer,
With no sound
You’re in the place
You gonna bite the dust
Can’t fight with us
With no sound
You kill the INC.
So bend down, spread it, spread it
if you want to Jet Ahead.
Yo, watch the way I grab your gramma
Hahahahahhaa

Bad touch, AHHHHahahahah [x4]

[Chorus]

Bend down, spread it, spread it
We will stick our flashlights in it
Steady,
Watch me spread your sphincter out,
Ahahahahahhaa.
bend down, spread it, spread it
We will jam it in and break it
Steady, watch me masturbate
Ahahahahahhaa.

Bad touch, AHHHHahahahaha
Bad touch,
Bad touch, AHHHHahahahaha
Bad touch….

Having now spent a day or two with this rifle, I can honestly say that I don’t like the way it looks one whit, but I have a newfound and profound respect for mr Stoner.

The way this assembles, the way it works, is nothing short of brilliant. All the tiny details like making the hammer and trigger pin identical, using the hammer spring to retain the trigger pin, etc are clearly the sign of someone with their head out of their ass. I am impressed, and it takes a good deal to impress me.

I’m less impressed with the quality of the MIM hammer, which doesn’t reset properly; it isn’t going to goauto but it will fire when you release the trigger. I expect the spring for the disconnect is not strong enough because the hammer doesn’t catch on the sear on the way back. I’mna order another spring and try again before I do anything else, maybe even another hammer. The trigger seems fine.