Neanderpundit

Hello, this is Og, how may i help you?
” hey i was wondering if you knew where i could find a left handed blivet”
Yes, they have them at www.lefthandedblivets.com

” cool. I figured youd know since you memorized most of the internet”

Good lord. Is it that obvious?

Fencing tournament with the Oglet. Hundreds of kids with steel rods 3′ long, poking each other. How long before nannies put an end to this?

the surprise on Chris Hitchen’s face, right now.
I think this was what Doug Adams was talking about when he described jawcraig.

I have a theory that when an anti-theist like Hitchens gets to his reward, and gets his first bout of jawcraig in front of the Creator, and then he has to walk around heaven displaying that face until everyone he abused with is silliness on earth has seen it, and only then can he go on and enjoy the afterlife.

UPDATE: Pascal suspects that in the linked video (Watch if you like, but it’s just a bunch of BS) that Hitch is already feeling the massive attack of jawcraig coming on, as he cannot stop touching his face.