Neanderpundit

At Smokin’ us 30 drags… no, that was something different.

Sunday night I had some tortilla chips and some onion dip. A couple bites in I realized that some of the onions were…. fuzzy.

the expiration date was January 11. 2010.

Guess I oughta look first.

Consequently Monday I had a case of Moctezuma’s revenge that allowed me, at several times during the day, to hover. I had to wet my palms and smack them onto the bowl and grip for dear life to avoid liftoff.

The dehydration headache and rapid heartbeat were merely a side effect.

Work nuts, too busy to write Haiku.

Instead, look at Invasion of the Bee girls