Neanderpundit

To report erotic driving call 555-555-5555. (not the actual number)

What, exactly, is erotic driving? It was painted on the truck, not just a sticker, and it was a large and well known legitimate company. Was this a twisted joke by the painter, or was it some moron who can’t spell? I like to hope it’s the former.

“No. I do not need your assistance in the bathroom.

No, there is no such thing as a peeing eye dog.

Yes, I know you want to rub your ears on the bath mat, but I don’t want you to do that.