Just in case you thought regular sports were boring, Amputee football.

If that’s not your thing, you might like the DAAA.

You may be an idiot.

Or you may be stupid.

Cameras. Scooters. Cars. Tanks. Audioanimatronic Elvis heads. Now you know where to get one.

Japanese raccoon dog scrotum!

Insure your dinghy!

Are you a freak? maybe it’s best not to know.

Shave your pussy.

And you thought OS stood for Operating system.

I ate a baby!

Kind of slim pickings this year. Sorry, I know the dorks and dweebs and pervs will do better in 2012.