Neanderpundit

There is no such program. If there was a program like this, it would be the best idea in the world. The evil rethuglicans have all the documents already, this is just a media stunt. Besides, there are no documents. And no guns changed hands. The guns that did change hands are all accounted for. Any guns that werent’ accounted for were thrown over a border fence to peace loving mexicans by George W Bush, and they were coated with a toxin so powerful that it turned them into drug cartels. Of which there aren”t any. Except the ones that Bush created. Obama isn’t involved at all. it was all Eric Holder’s idea. Holder was only following orders. Nobody ordered anyone to redact any part of any document that doesn’t exist and the Evil Rethuglicans have the documents already, the redacted parts of which are about puppies frolicking in the sun.

Clear?

If not best, than at least purtiest. If I could write like that, I’d be…

Well, I’d be doing things differently, that’s all.

The government will never force churches to marry gays, that’s just crazy talk.

I think it’s worth mentioning that it’s the Lutherans, who persecuted Catholics out of existence in Denmark, who have a state hold on the religion. And of whom one politician says:

“Former politician Stig Elling said it was “positive” that “there are so many priests and bishops who are in favour of it.”

Coming soon to a church near you. Nope, all this is just lies, the truth is I don’t want gays to be happy because I’m just a homophobe who is disgusted by the thought of gay sex.

hat tip, MTS at Hyperbolic Chamber Who you should be reading, if you’re not