Neanderpundit

Let me reccomend these items. A friend manufactures them, and I am selling them. Highly reccomended.

Anyone ever attepts to sell you a Select Comfort bed, I will let you know right now: Shoot that person in the face. Preferably with a Judge so they are humiliated AND dead.

We purchased our bed years back. it was advertised as “Adjusts to the individual comfort level of two people” How could we lose? No innerspring, air! never wears out! Replace the air completely free, if you want! Lifetime Warranty!

Well, a couple things. The top comes off, and you’d think it would be washable, but it is not. If you wash it it turns into a ball of crap.

Also, that lifetime warranty includes: the air bags. The foam side rails and cover are not included in the warranty. if you TOUCH the sides the foam eventually collapses, the top foam is fragile and dies quickly. Replacing it is obscenely expensive so we replaced it with a memory foam pillow top.

Sleeping on it. Well, if you really do intend to only sleep, it’s not too bad, assuming you have a partner who has the same “Sleep number”. If, on the other hand, your sleep number is 70 and your partner’s sleep number is 25, you are sleeping on a cliff. One false move and you’re on top of your partner and not in a way she probably consideres enjoyable. As for the enjoyable stuff, get another bed just for that.

Fucking annoying piece of shit. I despise it and cannot wait until I am shut of it, but I cannot afford to replace it right now.