August 2013

Back up, Wierd Al.

Got a black magic marker
Got a black magic marker

I got a black magic marker
Tagging each wall I can see
Yes it’s a black magic marker
and it’s good at making punk graffiti.

Draw a mustache on this one
Draw a goatee on that one

Yes I’ll draw a goatee on that one
Make Miley look like her old man
I’ll draw a goatee on that poster
deface property just because I can

Take the cap off it baby
Take the cap off it baby

Yes, I’ll take the cap off it baby
And write dirty words in the stall
I Like sniffing ink
as I scribble doggerel upon the wall.

now if I could just get Carlos to play while I sing I can make a fortune.

Mostly, getting people to pay me to shut up.

Aw, crap, it’s been done. nevermind

So today

Would MLK be disgusted with what he saw, were he alive?

Mr B asks that question, and it’s a pretty damned good one.

Me, I tend to think yes. My better angels like to think that he wouldn’t have ended up another Jesse/Sharpton/Oprah/whomever race hustler, but a man who really did have a dream, and it would be wonderful if his dream could have come true.

I’m more inclined to think that the race hustlers allowed him to be or at least were pleased for him to be the sacrificial lamb. it allowed them the power of public opinion to back their plan for theft, graft, corruption and greed, while doing nothing whatsoever to actually help the people they purport to assist. It also allowed the message of “Equal for all” to die, and be replaced with a culture of victimhood that today is so powerful that it removes all reason from all public discussion of race. Without that culture of victimhood, people would be equal- really equal- and the race hustlers would be unemployed and poor. So you know that can and will never change.

I wish we could see your dream come true, Dr. King. Instead we have a country that will all eventually become Detroit.

My dear old friend and confidant mlle Jenny

links me to several youtube videos of Mandy Patinkin singing, and copies in whole an article by Alex Witchel in the NYT. (Jenny knows I won’t allow the NYT to appear on this screen lest I Elvis the whole computer)(Not just me, I know a lot of people who have completely abandoned print media- I consider everything but the editorial page of the WSJ to be leftist filth). Anyway, she’s right about Mandy. He’s big- I mean, really big. it’s not that he’s large, he’s what, 6’1″ which I consider normal. No, he just seems to fill the room he’s in or the stage he’s on, not just with his presence but with his voice.

here’s a classic example:

it is almost like he has a non human voice, really. I listen to him and it’s like the difference between an oboe and a theremin. As if he were not from this planet- his voice is resonant and I imagine if he wants he can fill a room with it, but he can also rein it in and make it as soft as Johnny Mathis.

If you can listen to this and not feel how big it is, you’re probably dead inside. Go watch some videos by wossname thicke and follow the bouncing titties.

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