Neanderpundit

An asswipe gets all up in Mike Rowe’s face. Mike Rowe does the dirty job of cleaning his clock for him. Read the whole damned thing, you deserve the giggle.

Thanks, Firehand, for the heads-up.

that when I arrive at my “Reward’ so to speak, they will hand me a toolbox.

When I open the toolbox, if it’s well stocked and neatly organized, I will have landed in one spot. if it contains a hammer, a prydriver, and a roll of duct tape, I will have arrived in another. And if it’s the latter it will already be something I’m used to.

Dr Og’s Nose and Ear hair reduction clinic.

I need some shyster MD to come administer Propofol while I use a pair of needlenose to grab nose and ear hairs and yank them out by the roots. Shit, maybe I’ll even use an epilady.

Damn, I see guys getting nose hair waxed now.