Monday, May 28th, 2007

WTF

is going on with men’s underwear?

I went to Wally World yestiddy to get me a couple packages of drawers i didn’t walk out of with every other step, and I had the got-damnedest time finding a pack of briefs.

Now, it has been a while since I purchased drawers. The reason for this, is that I’m a man. And like all men, I still consider it a valid pair of drawers if there’s one fruit of the loom guy still hanging on to a shred of wasteband.

But as I’ve said, I am walking out fo my drawers now, so I needs me some new ones. I walk down the aisle to find package after package of boxer briefs.

okay:

1: trust me, nothing on earth is gonna make me look like the toned black guy wearing the boxer briefs on the package. In fact, no man over 300 lbs ever could.
2: I NEED SUPPORT FOR THE BOYS. I have a freakishly large scrotum, and my nads leak down the side of boxer briefs. Bad idea.

Good lord.

Support the troops, support their mission

On today, I’d like to raise a distinction that a lot have ignored, or take for granted.

Supporting the troops means supporting their mission.

The mission of our troops- all political nonsense aside- is to keep Muslim terrorism from flooding the USA.

If you labor under the impression that Islam is peaceful or Muslims aren’t out to do us harm, you are patently an idiot.

If you don’t support the troops, if you don’t support their mission, it means you don’t care if their way of life infects the USA.

it means you are OK with Muslims murdering innocents in the name of their ideology
it means you are OK with Muslims converting our country to a theorcracy
it means you are OK with Muslims oppressing women in whatever way they choose.
it means you are OK with Muslims destroying Israel and murdering all the Jews.
It means you are OK with a 100 percent male dominated society
It means you are OK with complete male dominance over females at all times.
it means you are OK with complete male control of women’s ‘reproductive freedom”
it means you are OK with “honor killings“- women murdered because of some real or imagined slight to the men.
it means you are OK with female genital mutilation– the removal of all or parts of a woman’s genitals so that she is incapable of experiencing sexual pleasure, and so that the man may be more adequately serviced and pleased.

All of these things are imposed in every country where Islam takes hold. And if you think to yourself “That can’t happen here” do a little googling. All these things are already happening in areas of the USA.

No, not all muslims practice FGM. Not all muslims practice honor killings. But if you aren’t OK with the troops keeping Islam at bay in the east, you are OK with anything any of them bring here.

I am not. I respect women- yes, even those who don’t respect themselves- and I will not stand by and allow my wife, my daughter, my friends be subjected to the kind of opression Islam brings. So I support the troops and their mission.

Memorial Day

I have been thinking about the people who have shaped my life, and with rare exception, they have been people who served in the military.

Even now, the people for whom I have the most respect are former military men and women.

I can’t repeat often enough what others have already said, what I have said here before. Thanks. Watch your six.