Neanderpundit

This is the goddamnedest thing I have seen today.

I mean really. Go outside once in a while.

Whose Ip is 208.191.51.27
and whose email is mburgh@uafortsmith.edu
and who teaches a course in “essay writing”

writes

So when did this become their mission?

It has always been our mission, you anencephalic retard

I’m just curious. The mission keeps changing on us, doesn’t it.

ummmmm, no.

And, oddly, you know, if you look at the evidence, as opposed to what you folks keep claiming is happening, none of those things (like women’s rights and honor killings and us over here getting safer) are actually happening as an effect of our troops dying in Iraq, are they?

Umm, yes, yes they are, you ignorant pusbag. Of course, none of the “news sources’ you regularly frequent would ever mention any of those things. Maybe if your head was only three miles up your ass, instead of sixty miles up Nancy Pelosi’s ass, you might get to see a little of the truth, once in a while.

I mean, women in Iraq used to be able to go about their lives in relative freedom.

yep. Freedom to be raped and murdered. Yep, they used to be free to do that anytime they wanted.

Now they have to wear the scarf and now they get harassed at a higher rate — and that’s those of them who aren’t being killed by terrorists and stray bullets.

Yep, the view from nancy pelosi’s colon must be great. How many troops you know on the ground there? Where are you doing your research? By reading moveon.org, I suppose. is their sentence structure to your liking, Professor Burgh?

And me, I just don’t fly anymore in our fine country, because I don’t much like being treated like a terrorist in the country where I used to be a free citizen.

Yep, a coward, a fucktard, a moron, and an asshole. No big surprise. basically, you ARE ok with all those things, as I suspected. Whyncha go to iran and fix it there so we dont’ have to? better yet, just go be there, and not here.

What have we gained, exactly?

Well, there is freedom and self determination for millions of people, but nah, that’s not anything.

What mission is it that got accomplished, again?

That was ‘the end of major hostilities in Iraq” Maybe a reading comprehension course would help you. What we are dealing wiht in Iraq NOW is what’s called “insurgency” Financed and fed by the liberals and media in THIS COUNTRY. People like you, Questus.

Clear on this? No? Pity. I’m not surprised, though. That kind of recto-cranial inversion is almost impossible to correct. No big surprise you’re from Clintonland.

Hey,Professor, I’ll BE in Arkansas TOMORROW! Maybe we could meet. I plan on being in a couple thousand acre farm, with a rifle and a 45, maybe you’d like to join me?

Will someone please standardize the fly location? Son of a bitch. When I have to pee, I have to PEE. I don’t have time to be digging arouind.

I am apparently at that ‘awkward” stage where I’m too big for “normal” pants and too small for “fatass” pants, so all the pants I can get are wierd compromises. Consequently unless I wear the waistband under my armpits, most pants dont’ fit too well.

THe other consequence ofd this is that they seem to think that a 4″ long fly is enough. maybe- if all you’re gonna do is take the pants OFF. Me, I like to unzip my fly and piss, and the famned fly stops short. By several inches. So I either have to pull the bastards down, or lift Roscoe up over the ‘cliff” and point him back down to do the business at hand. Which, I’m here to tell you, is damned uncomfortable.

Women must design men’s clothes. I guess it’s a fair trade for the shoes thing.