Neanderpundit

Spoke to the shop today, who found after some investigation that the crankshaft position sensor had actually spun on the harmonic balancer, causing the spark to arrive at the party quite late.

My baby’s coming home.They’re gonna do another test drive in the morning to confirm, but they feel confident they’ve found the problem.

Don’t know what the bill is gonna be yet, and I’m a little afraid, but my girl is coming home.

Who is definitely not me.

And he had this girlfriend.

She was kind of a hotblooded girl, and i- I mean, this guy I know- catered to her every.. er, unusual interests.

One such interest was in toys. The kinds of toys they sell in those stores that sell….. adult toys.

She was embarrassed to go to them, so I bought her things she requested. One of the things she requested was a large, two-headed (so to speak) object. About as big around as a vacuum cleaner hose, and a foot and a half long.

And one day, she misplaced it.

We never thought much more of it. Until one day, while eating dinner, the family’s wirehaired terrier came romping into the dining room with it clenched between it’s teeth, wagging it’s tail at it’s cleverness.

We- I mean, her and this guy I knew- were mortified.

Ad there followed a pregnant pause of biblical proportions.

Until her father let me- I mean, the guy I know- off the hook by saying “That’s not even HALF the size of your mom’s”

Her mom, as it was, turned red and kicked him firmly under the table.

Anyway, I- or, I would imagine- my friend, thinks of this every time i- I mean he- sees this commercial.

For Vman- and anyone who hasn’t been there- Bufflao range is in Ottawa Illinois. The range website is here:

The range fee is $25 per person per day. You supply your own guns and ammo. Bring stuff you want to shoot to smithereens, so long as it meets the Buffalo range criteria.

Update: We could also book this thing at Willow Slough. That way we could camp there friday evening, shoot saturday, return to the campground saturday evening for a picnic, and leave, or stay the night saturday and go home sunday. Fishing, camping, shooting. A near-primitive campground (no showers yet) but actual bathrooms (as opposed to portajohns)