Neanderpundit

yesterday, on my way into work, I noticed the Fucktard of the Month, right in front of me!

Mr Olds Bravada was in the 294/88 exit, which is two lanes all the way to the end, where it goes to one lane.

he was weaving back and forth so that nobody could get in front of him. Convinced that this somehow helped. When the lane finally narrowed to one he blasted forward and dodged between cars so he could go to the first empty toll lane. And then he drove liek an ass all the way to his office.

Which was RIGHT NEXT DOOR to MY office.

An incredibly busy parking lot. Packed full. And no video surveillance. So the poor guy will never be able to find out who unscrewed his valve stem cores, leaving all four tires and spares flat. In 9 degree weather. How inconvenient for him.

but I’d have one a lot faster.

This explains a few things.