Neanderpundit

No surprise, as I’m in a “smoking” hotel room. Doesn’t smell bad, just not as fresh as I’m used to. I keep the window open.

I can’t understand how someone would drop ash all over and burn carpet, though, That’s just asinine. Someone did that shit in my house and I’d insert a large blue balled Vervet monkey in him.

I have been told for years that I should have gout. I have been taking allopurinol for many years, though for the last six months I have not. I keep hearing “you should experience a flareup anytime now”

SO last friday night, when my right baby toe started to give me some grief, I thought, yeah, here it is. All that warning, and finally I’ve got it. I dragged out the Alopurinol, and hoped I’d caught it in time and didn’t need to spend three days on the john.

And then the wife catches me.

“You don’t have Gout, you have a shitty memory. You dropped a full frozen bottle of water on it last night, remember? ”

And of course she was correct.