Neanderpundit

Go see DNR.

Hehe. Shat for prez. I likes it.

and Dick buys the McNuggets.

I get a remarkably calm call tonight from Dick, telling me that Kelly has been in an accident.

OK< he was calm because he'd apparently already gotten kelly fixed up, pinned back together, and then beaten the offending party to a bloody pulp with a live eel, so it had taken a lot of the fight out of him by the time he called- but damn! Good news is, she's OK and has been ably patched up, with a broken, pinned arm and lots of bruises and scratches to show for her ordeal- but damn, indeed. Keep her in your thoughts and prayers or I will send you pictures of myself naked with a guy in his underwear licking my nipples. Again. Pics to follow as soon as Dick sends them. Apparently the car sacrificed itself, good for it. Just so glad she's OK.

is the name of a little place in Lisle I like to go, but only maybe once a year.

The reason is, they make gyros.

Not just gyros, but deep fried gyros. Yep, the peel the meat off that doner kebab, and run it through the deep fryer for a couple seconds, just enough to sizzle the edges crisp. And the deep fryer takes on the taint of the gyros meat, so they have two fryers, one for fries only, and the other for everything else.

So about once a year I stop in and get a fried gyros sandwich, with dirty fries. Dirty fries are fries that have been fried with the gyros grease.

They have little pieces of gyros crispy fried stuff sticking to them.

They;’re as crisp themselves as sticks.

I could actually feel my arteries hardening. But once in a while, dammit, it’s worth it.