Neanderpundit

Nice. Nice causing six people behind you to have to slam on the brakes to wait until someone would let you over.

Nice use of directionals to indicate a lane change, too. That was “Sarcasm”.

Nice you can’t figure out where you’re going too. Stay in the center lane, ahead of me, looking left and right to try to figure out where you’re going. yep, that’s it, the Wal-Mart on the right. Just ease over, don’t bther with your turn signals, that truck has good brakes. Probably. No! Wait, you want to be on the left, because Target has cooler stuff, I suppose. Now, that’s impressive. Five people skidded as you crossed four lanes of traffic without turn signal or concern for anyone’s safety.

Glad you made it. Out from in front of me, that is. Just in case youwondered, your car looks like it does (new Volvo S40 with not a single body or trim panel intact, with a plastic passenger window held on with shipping tape) because you drive like you do.

anyone wondered, Cooney seems to be on the mend.

We discovered him fighting wiht his kibble, and tried him on soft canned foods (he always turned nose up at before) so we suspect his teeth are tender; with the soft food and tuna (as always, watching the quantity etc) and he seems to be thriving on it- put on weight, more active, back to his formerly vocal self. Staring down the dog, even.

Thanks for all your kind thoughts and words.

To demonstrate oscillation:

1: Place trouble light under car. Be sure to remove guards so quartz lamp is fully exposed.

2: Crawl under car. Make sure engine is warm, and exhaust system is hot.

3: Roll onto quartz lamp

4: Leap away from quartz lamp, driving forehead into red-hot catalytic convertor

5: Scream, fall back onto quartz lamp

Repeat 4 and 5.
Process is stable until pain receptors fail or subject escapes.