Neanderpundit

Mc Cain was going to pick Joe Lieberman for Veep and Sarah Palin, a continent away in Alaska, simply made a loose fist, and closed it slowly, saying “Your lack of faith in the force is disturbing” and crushed mcCain’s testicles from 4,000 miles away with her mind. And then she flew to Middletown. The private jet was just following her, watching her six. And as she arrived in Ohio her hair was perfect.

over this new (and relative unknown) Veep choice, let’s take a few minutes to examine her credentials.

She’s…

Oh, damn, I just found a picture of her sitting on a couch next to a grizzly. Look at those legs.

Fuckit, let’s take a moment to examine those legs.

Damn, I bet those are as long as Tam’s.

What was I saying? Oh, yeah, Vote McCain!!

When Sarah Palin says “Shit!” Chuck Norris drops a four pound pile in six different colors. And then cries in terror.