Thursday, October 30th, 2008
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In which cities will rioting occur?
How many will die?
Total number of times somebody yells, “Don’t tase me, bro!”
Racial make up of the majority of rioters?
*Yeah, I know I’m being a racist by asking the racial make up, but that shit be in fashion an’ shit. Besides, I be needin’ my street creds.
I mean, we were going to be fucked anyway, but I think we’re stuck with an Obamessiah presidency, hopefully only four years. Hopefully we’ll have one conservative with a spine to challenge his supreme court nominations. Hopefully we’ll have someone to challenge the tax increases, the spending, the amnesty bullshit, the gun control, the nannyism, the piles and piles and piles of crap he will foist upon us.
Hopefully he’ll survive inauguration and live to a ripe old age, because if he doesn’t he’ll become some hero.
Hopefully Dick Daley (who, upon Braks’ coronation, will be the most powerful man in the world) will not live to see the damage he can do.
God help us. No, I’m not giving up- but I’m pretty sure I’m not wrong.