Neanderpundit

1. Gun Control- Yep, for all you folks out there who lawfully own AK’s and AR-15’s, I’m thinking this would be a pretty good time to invest in some wide diameter pvc pipe, dessicate, and some quality shovels. Come on… You clowns really don’t believe the NRA and a few good congresscritters are gonna stop this group, do you? If you do buy into that belief, you don’t need to be packing heat to begin with.
2. Freedom of Speech- Might as well hang that shit up now. Criticism of the Chosen One? Umm, guys? Kristallnacht anyone?

3. Taxes- Taxes? Really? I got news for you boys and girls. Massive tax increases will be the very least of your problems.

And while I can still get away with doing it, FUCK YOU OBAMA.

dropped a load of epic proportions. Peanuts, caramel, a crunchy nougat. Everything you’d want in a finely crafted turd.
Why am I telling you this? Why am I explaining the inner most workings of my guts, as my sphincter gracefully extruded a shimmering chocolate treat worthy of any porcelain?

Og. Yep, even though he’s probably tied up, and simmering in an over sized iron pot, complete with gleeful natives dancing around his doomed carcase, he want the scoop on his page.

Hell, I’m simply glad I could deliver for the man, so to speak.