Neanderpundit

but yesterday, I had a bowel movement that was so solid and dense, that aside from physically causing pain on its way out,, I additionally had to use a bent coathanger to break it up into pieces the crapper could digest before the crapper would flush. It was as if I’d eaten a large piece of concrete.

While I was stirring this unholy gruel, I saw a piece of something that was still better suited to be POTUS than BHO. But it was already, alas, on it’s way down. Like our country will be.

I can’t imagine what everyone is worried about. The Messiah is going to fix this all. The office of the President Elect has all the power and qualifications to straighten this all out.

Finally watched it tonight and overall, a C- or two stars.

Thoughts.

1. The camera work sucked, and I mean badly sucked. I imagine it was a puke-fest in the theater.
2. I’m surprised those stupid fucking yuppies made it as long as they did.

3. The little critters wouldn’t have been worth eating, but that big fucker probably would have dressed out at ten tons or better.

4. The gamey taste on said big fucker could be cured with a milk bath and some good BBQ sauce.

5. If that shit would’ve happened in Texas, that big fucker in question would have looked funny strapped across the hood of some redneck’s pickup truck.