Neanderpundit

We stayed, as I’ve mentioned, in a rented house. This minimized our contact with hotels, and it also gave us better dining choices- we had dinner one night at a great thai place and another at a brazillian steakhouse. This made for interesting evenings- the thai was spicy and nearly killed us and the steak was voluminus and- you guessed it- nearly killed us. Only the lack of woodwork in the typical Vegas tract house architecture prevented us from self immolating.

I was most impressed by the non-gun folks. The ammo people are doing amazing things, and the survival/foods/accessory stuff was amazing. Most interesting to me was the Brass Magnet, which is on my buy list soon- but I wish I had gotten one at the show special price!

I got in a battle of wits with an unarmed man over at Tam’s, and he showed himself to be a pretty typical coward there, issuing commands- “Put up or shut up!” he says. Of course, he won’t put up, he’s too big a turd to show himself here, so he feels immunity to spout there.

On the other hand, his hemorrhoid came and left a comment, and even contacted me privately. Even though the owner is all asshole, the appendages to his ass are more civil and decent than their owner, so I thought I would reprint the email here.

hey, Og, sorry again that the asshole is mouthing off. Look, ever since I was a pimple he has been an ass- he has to have jokes explained to him all the time, for god’s sake. He’s just not worth it.

Me, I wouldn’t exist but for the constant presenting he does towards every well hung syphilitic moron that comes along. My life is an utter hell of being ripped and abused by diseased cocks day in and day out, and the publicity has been hell (You’ve seen Al thousands of times, if you know what Goatse is) Anyway, nice blog, hope you are staying warm. Drafty in here, and I need to click send on this before he wakes up, because that just means another day of syphilitic cocks and bad, no fiber diet.

All in all, not bad for a roid. I wonder if he types like Archy?

Update: I just discovered, this is him over here at Dicks!! Without the pith helmet he kinda looks like Santa, don’t he?

Canada is now thick with them, and I’m wondering, what effect do they have on the climate? What are the unintended consequences of robbing kilowatts from the wind?