Is not a place I would willingly go a-purpose, but I would do so to hang at Rudyard Kiplings house.

yes, that’s right, you can RENT RUDYARD KIPLINGS HOME. You can sleep in his bedroom. Soak in his bathtub. Read books he held in his hands. Crap on his crapper.

The dishwasher and washer/dryer, are, of course, new, but it’s RUDYARD KIPLING’S HOME.

I couldn’t buy a wrestling jacket for a pissant right now, but I’d sure like to wake up in that bedroom.