Thursday, May 13th, 2010

ear hair hell

Daughter is being confirmed tomorrow. No, not as Witchfinder general, it’s a Catholic thing.

I’m gonna get a haircut in the Ayem, but the barber usually trims my nose and ear hair, which leaves sharp little stubs that just plain hurt. SO I have been trying to get rid of most of them pre-emptively.

The nose hairs are bad enough, but I just caught an ear hair that appears to have no end. I clipped the hemostats on it and tied it to the back bumper of the wife’s Escape. She’s been gone four minutes and it still seems to be coming. If the root isn’t too big I’m gonna weave it into a rug.

Book review: Warrior, by Peter H Capstick

If I could be anyone, I would probably want to be Colonel Richard Meinertzhagen. Nuff said.

I love the way Capstick writes, and having had, myself, a lifetime of hunting to which a mere taste of the dark continent of Africa has recently been added, I can tell you, DON’T GO TO AFRICA.

Not unless you want to spend the rest of your life longing to go back.

Crappetizers

Appetizers made mostly of crap i found in the kitchen.

Took a couple paper plates. Put a dozen Tostito’s scoops on each one.

Nuked a couple strips of bacon

broke up bacon and put a small piece in each “Scoop”

Sprinkled some cheese on the bacon.
Nuked for 1 minute

Now I have twelve (OK, 24) scoops with bacon and melted chihuahua cheese. Put a piece of avocado in each, add sour cream and salsa.

tasty. Real tasty.

Woulda taken pics but they didn’t last long enough to find the camera.

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